I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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