That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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