True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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