Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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