my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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