I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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