She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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