Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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