Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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