before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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