Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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