Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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