New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
As shirtless as possible
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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