You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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