Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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