I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
