if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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