That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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