quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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