This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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