i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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