My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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