he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just blew my weed a kiss
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
