i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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