Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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