I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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