I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
