I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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