Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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