I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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