You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
did i just pee glitter
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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