don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
