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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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