She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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