She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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