week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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