i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't deserve a penis
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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