My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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