shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Randomize
