have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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