This girl is more easily done than said...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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