ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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