he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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