Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
