and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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