he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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