Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
