Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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