The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
