Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Where did you get a picture of my penis
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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