The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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