i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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