It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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