i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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