"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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