what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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