I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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