i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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