Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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