your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just pynch a tree in the face
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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