Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do vagina's smell?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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