Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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